I don’t even remember what I did two years ago but I remember everything one direction did
sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis
date a girl who reads. date a girl who reads shakespeare. date a girl who completely ignores you unless you want to talk about shakespeare. date a girl who will never be offended by anything you say because she’s not listening if it’s not about shakespeare.
i am that person who constantly jiggles their leg i’m s orry