sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

asstrashking:

[sweet dee voice] GODDAMMIT

bionicniall:

I don’t even remember what I did two years ago but I remember everything one direction did

osjecam:

sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

wearethemakersofmanners:

date a girl who reads.  date a girl who reads shakespeare.  date a girl who completely ignores you unless you want to talk about shakespeare.  date a girl who will never be offended by anything you say because she’s not listening if it’s not about shakespeare.

entelijan:

The amount of times I hit play is ridiculous